"Windows XP'd on Professional"
Greetings Mortals, “Everyday I Am Above Ground Is A Good Day"!
What is “the Microsoft Corporation” telling us? Please allow me to share my unprovoked series of unprecedented insults and disrespect. Bill Gates had better recognize!
The Microsoft Corporation advised me, to run a piracy program while upgrading my media player version 9.The results proved quite interesting. I did not appreciate the accusations insinuating I was a thief. After following there, systematic procedure for the complete idiot, too no avail, I called Microsoft.
I do not mind telling you I was really pissed! The poor fool who answered my call must of thought, for a moment, that I had blown a gasket. He asked if I would mind verifying a few numbers for him. I naturally responded as long as it does not involve you calling me a criminal.
I further told the man that whenever a major conglomerate such as Microsoft, invades my computer insisting I run a piracy program, had better be damn sure they know what there doing.
Further, it does NOT instill my confidence in Microsoft, a major software writing God, in there product when they don’t care weather or not they demonstrate they smallest, minute, increment (Hence: Micro) amount of integrity. This is either an example of the quality we should come to expect from "the Microsoft Corporation,” or are they simply showing there true colors! I mean, who really gives a damn about customers and the implications they make on us? Is it not bad enough that this in no way helps or protects us; do we not receive updates without a hitch? The question that never came up at Microsoft, if I had any pirate software, Microsoft or anyone’s, would I allow them permission to run any type of Sherlock Holmes/piracy program in the first place? Gee, what a concept.
After wasting even more time to satisfy the curriculum at Microsoft, they conceded to discover I did indeed, have a authentic copy of there stupid little OS, Now and hence forth, known as "Windows XP'd on Professional"! Thank you all for hearing me out, your good listeners!