"Windows XP'd on Professional" Greetings Mortals, “Everyday I Am Above Ground Is A Good Day"! What is “the Microsoft Corporation” telling us? Please allow me to share my unprovoked series of unprecedented insults and disrespect. Bill Gates had better recognize! The Microsoft Corporation advised me, to run a piracy program while upgrading my media player version 9.The results proved quite interesting. I did not appreciate the accusations insinuating I was a thief. After following t...